Red Green’s “I’M NOT OLD, I’M RIPE!” Tour

After 20 successful years on television, Red Green, the Possum Lodge handyman who believed that “anything is possible if you use enough duct tape,” is back with a whole new show. I’M NOT OLD, I’M RIPE! focuses on Red’s life, with a few side trips! The new show follows on the heels of 77 live performances across North America in his How To Do Everything… from The Man Who Should Know Tour.

“Remember you may have to grow old, but you don’t have to mature.”

“How do you improve your gas mileage on a long trip? Don’t go!”

“You may be quick on your feet, but you can’t outrun even the smallest explosion.”

An evening spent with Red Green is an evening of laughter.
Don’t miss it!